tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

(via religiousmother)

extraordinaryminustheextra:

Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs

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(via religiousmother)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via officialwhitegirls)

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

(via princesswetkitty)

trust:

thick thighs because chicken fries

(Source: trust, via officialwhitegirls)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via officialwhitegirls)

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

(via -annoying)