someone give me a job
i was thinking something in retail
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!